Jokes From The Publisher: We last ran holiday jokes for our readers in 2016, right after the US presidential election, in an attempt to do our part to keep holiday dinner table conversation with family light and silly rather than heated and political. Since there is STILL - even a year later - divisive political rhetoric continuing, we thought we’d do our part to keep the Christmas dinner table conversations equally light and airy this year as well. Presented, without further ado, are FintekNews’ Christmas 2017 jokes for our friends!
Happy Holidays, Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah to all from FintekNews!
What's David Cameron's favorite Christmas song?
All I Want For Christmas is EU
How did the ornament get addicted to Christmas?
He was hooked on trees his whole life
What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa?
A rebel without a Claus
Why did Frosty ask for a divorce?
His wife was a total flake
How much did Santa pay for his sleigh?
Nothing. It was on the house!
What do you call an elf wearing ear muffs?
Anything you want. He can’t hear you!
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite
What did Adam say to his wife on Christmas?
It’s finally Christmas, Eve!
Why don’t crabs celebrate Christmas?
Because they’re shell-fish.
What’s every parent’s favorite Christmas Carol?
Silent Night
Source: Theholidayspot.com