FintekNews Deal of the Day – DeSantis Inc. Raises Seed Capital

It’s Sunday evening as we write this, and although our friends in Tel Aviv count this as the beginning of their work week, we do not do so here in Atlanta.  Anyway, it’s not always easy to find new VC deas to report about for our Monday newsletter, but we found one!  We couldn’t believe it, but Crunchbase listed a deal that got uploaded there on Saturday – DeSantis, Inc.  However, I’ve perused their website, and I have NO idea what they do, but they claim to offer “Next Generation Bitcoin Applications” and the categories they list as theirs are bitcoin and healthcare.  However, if you click to their website, you first see the image above about “White Rabbit” and “Think differe.net” (que????) and then you can go to their blog which offers the following…………trippy!!  I would say they need to do a wee bit of work on their marketing; just a suggestion!  Still they got funding and are in Crunchbase, so it tells you that VC money is still rolling into the bitcoin space. 

From their website:   

“The Tao of Programming -Translated by Geoffrey James

Book 1: The Silent Void

Thus spake the Master Programmer:  “When you have learned to snatch the error code from the trap frame, it will be time for you to leave.”

1.1: The Tao of Programming

Something mysterious is formed, born in the silent void. Waiting alone and unmoving, it is at once still and yet in constant motion. It is the source of all programs. I do not know its name, so I will call it the Tao of Programming.

•If the Tao is great, then the operating system is great.
•If the operating system is great, then the compiler is great.
•If the compiler is great, then the application is great.
•The user is pleased, and there is harmony in the world.

The Tao of Programming flows far away and returns on the wind of morning.”

ALRIGHTY THEN!

Total Equity Funding
Undisclosed Amount in 1 Round

Most Recent Funding
Seed on August 27, 2016 / Undisclosed Amount