Note from the CEO: OK, not any really big news here, but the headline alone should catch everyone’s eye. Could not pass it up since I got friend Jon Najarian’s message the other day that showed (really showed) that the big Xmas faze with London women this year is decorating one breast as a reindeer and……..well, “introducing Rudolph” to others. Go figure.

This is a very short read so no comments from FintekNews. Cute.

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Market trader Fred Smith, a stallholder at Smithfield Market on the edge of Shoreditch, announces SproutCoin for the Christmas season.

The first Christmas cryptocurrency

Fred states: “People in the UK eat 3.4 bln Brussel sprouts during Christmas and there is a lot of potential with cryptocurrencies, so I thought let’s have SproutCoin, which I think will generate a lot of interest...”

According to Wiki, the Brussel sprout is a member of the Gemmifera Group of cabbages (Brassica oleracea) grown for its edible buds – called sprouts, and universally hated by children.

Thanks, Fred, you could be a winner and create a lot of movement in the market. We assume you will be using Ethereum so there will be not shortage of air to gas up your smart contracts then…

S
ex workers refuse to accept VoyeurCoin

Sex workers in London’s red light district are refusing to accept the VoyeurCoin cryptocurrency for their services because they feel it isn’t a hard currency.

Julia (not her real name) has this to say to Cointelegraph:  "“This guy offered to pay me the equivalent of $200 in VoyeurCoin and said he wanted to watch… I felt this would reduce the value of my personal services. Apparently, he specifically wanted to watch me using my smartphone wallet to make a transaction using VoyeurCoin, which I thought was too weird for me...”

Read Full (KOOKY) Story at Cointelegraph