Note from the Publisher: We last ran jokes for our readers over the Thanksgiving holiday, right after the US presidential election, in an attempt to do our part to keep holiday dinner table conversation with family light and silly rather than heated and political. Since there is still some divisive political rhetoric going on out there, we thought we’d do our part to keep the Christmas dinner table conversations equally light and airy. Presented, without further ado, are FintekNews’ Christmas 2016 jokes for our friends!
Happy Hoildays, Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah to all!
“What kind of motorbike does Santa ride?
A Holly Davidson!
What is the best Christmas present in the world?
A broken drum, you just can’t beat it!
Who is Santa’s favorite singer?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
What song do you sing at a snowman’s birthday party?
Freeze a jolly good fellow!
What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas?
It’s Christmas, Eve!
Why is it getting harder to buy Advent calendars?
Because their days are numbered!
Name the child’s favorite Christma king?
Answer: A stocking.
On Christmas morning the cow boy said what?
Answer: Mooooey Christmas.
What Mary Popins wanted from Santa?